The four stages of haircut:
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
*man doing sterotypical woman things*
T HE MeN OF TuBMLr e VERyb ODY
I just LOV E tHE M E N OF T U M B L R soMETIMEes
my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
how condescending to women that truecar commercial is
"I don’t need a dude with me!"
OF COURSE NOT I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED A MALE TO ESCORT ME TO PURCHASE A CAR WITH MY MONEY
WILL HE TALK TO THE NICE MAN AT THE DEALERSHIP FOR ME?? My poor female heart can’t bear all this machinery and big numbers and big words!!!
FUCK YOU AND FUCK SOCIETY
you identify as a girl? cool
you identify as a boy? cool
you identify as non-binary? cool
you identify as a fish monster who lives in the sewers and comes out only on full moons? thats kind of weird but ok
WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING